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Story Of My Wife By Ohanado Uche Erudite

POSTED 04/30/2018 15:34
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This life gave me a super story I would like to share
It all started when I got married to Nnena (was a friend)

I so loved hard work that I often slept with open eyes
I even got swollen fingers from punching 23 lines

She moved in, I dropped my Single status, I got a big hit
Even her photo album had only grannies; I didn’t see a male list
I couldn’t even party with my guys at any hot spots
She threatened she would find me, she had this Wife eye

She hated math, but wanted to add weight and multiply her income
She could make-up any excuse to conceal the foundations of her actions
Once, she used my money for checkups coz she touched a deceased
I was like “why? You can’t be sick!
…you have too many stretch marks, by those stripes you are healed”

She made me fight with my boss to shuttle my taxes
A live wired transfer was a shocking way to lose my job if you ask me
Her new job earned her millions; a music teacher in a 5 star daycare
She didn’t play the guitar, but she pulled some strings to get way up there

I had to do the pushing when we had our first child, she was that lazy
She had no license but she sure did drive me crazy
They say marriage is an institution maybe she should be expelled
A little late though; we already had certificates from our first year

Soon we went to the court to cut the knot we tied there
I would keep my son, so I got a divorce in my third year.

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